ITS ME MARIO!!!

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole – killing them both instantly.

The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replies that he’ll get back with them on that request.

A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can – in fact – get married in Heaven. To his surprise, the woman asks “Just wondering, if things don’t work out will we be able to get a divorce?”

With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out “Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here… you really think I’m gonna find a lawyer?”
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------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Little Johnny is walking down the hall when he hears a noise from his parents room. He knocks on the door and asks his mom what’s going on. “Playing cards,” she replies. “Who’s your partner?” asked little johnny. “Your father!”

Content with his answer, Little Johnny walks further down the hall towards his room when he hears the same noise coming from his sister’s room. Again, he knocks on the door and asked his sister what was she doing. “Playing cards.” “With who?” he asks. ”My boyfriend!” she says.

A short while later, Little Johnny’s father is walking down the hall and hears a noise coming from Little Johnny’s room. He knocks on the door and asks ”What are you doing?” “Playing cards!” replied Johnny. ”Who’s your partner?” asked his father…

Little Johnny answers promptly, “With a hand like this who needs a partner?

Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser.
* Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again.
* Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
* Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear from you at 4 am.
* Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can’t remember).
* Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
* Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you’re tougher than a really big guy named Kong.
* Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
* Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
* Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small… or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.